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About The Criterion Theatre

Known as the ‘hidden treasure’ of London’s West End, the Criterion theatre is just that. Tucked away underground on the world-famous Piccadilly Circus, it would be impossible to find if it weren’t for the beautiful signage that points audiences in the right direction. The Criterion is located almost entirely below surface level, but a cold, concrete bunker it is not! The décor wouldn’t feel out of place in one of London’s most luxurious hotels and its incredibly central location always proves a popular spot with tourists and locals alike.

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Audience Latest Reviews

Good fun!
Although not at all what I expected, the show proved to be great fun and certainly not one for the easily offended. There were many genuinely funny moments, supported by very strong musical numbers. Molly (Jenny O’Leary) in particular stole the show from Céline (Astrid Harris), with both performers showcasing excellent voices. Overall, the entire cast delivered a high-quality performance.
Sheriff John, 12 Jan 2026
Very funny take on titanic
Not for the easily offended, very unpc but very funny titanic story with lots of twists
Alan, 11 Jan 2026
Excellent show
Funny and fantastic Music - no intermisson - songs to short! Funny story
Friedemann, 11 Jan 2026

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