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Titanique

Booking from
Monday, 9 December 2024

Booking until
Sunday, 4 January 2026

Running time
1hr 40min. No Interval

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Silly, fun and Out There!
Great voices, Lauren Drew(Celine Dion) amazing. A laugh from start to finish! Not for the family!
nikki, 12 May 2025
Disappointed
Overall very disjointed where the singers we good the overall plot was underwhelming
John, 12 May 2025
Loud and colourful - felt like a pantomime
The show was very colourful and the music loud. Some very good singers in cast. It felt like the cast were making up some of the scripts as though they forgotten their lines. A lot of references to being gay and a bit smutty in places, but the enthusiasm of the cast carried me along. It was nice not to have an interval so that I didn't have to sit in the uncomfortable seat for so long
Margaret, 28 Apr 2025
Wow… fabulous show!
The show is amazing. All cast are super talented.
Sarah, 27 Apr 2025
An exhausting extravaganza of a show. Pure joy
Second time round for us. This is the only show we’ve seen where we came out the first time and immediately booked tickets to see it again. It’s an exhilarating journey through song and comedy . Cannot rate this highly enough.
Daniel, 26 Apr 2025
Very entertaining
This show was very funny. It’s also quite rude with a lot of swearing and adult jokes. It’s a low budget production that relies on the story, acting, singing and humour rather than special effects or set changes. Lastly at 100 mins it’s short, with no interval. So make sure you’ve got what you need and been to the toilet before sitting down. The theatre is very compact so it would be quite annoying to other if you got up halfway through.
Darren, 14 Apr 2025
So so funny but a little rude! Lol
Great seat, thought pity bout tall guy in front of me. Great show, so funny, all great singers and performers. Will see again. Didn't expect it to be so rude though! Lol.
Joanne, 13 Apr 2025
Excellent performances .very funny . Loved it.
Excellent performers. Such strong singers. Very funny.The roar of applause was massive at the end of the show. Audience loved it.
Stuart, 13 Apr 2025
Took a lot time
Wasn’t absolutely sure what was going on for the first 20 minutes. A few to many “in jokes” for us. Really warmed to it as it went on. Yes… would recommend, even if we never got a few of the laughable moments. Glad we waited as it really was an enjoyable experience. Vocals were superb. Wouldn’t be surprised if it ran and ran.
John, 19 Mar 2025
Superb Show
We thoroughly enjoyed the show. The acting and the singing were first class. We laugh all the way through the performance. It really gives the feel good factor.
Stuart, 16 Mar 2025
Funny
Nice show, song are nice. A lot of jokes, but the place is very simple. It is more theatre that musical comedy, i have seen better shows î london.
Damien, 10 Mar 2025
Magique
Fabulous performance by an extremely funny and very talented cast , from the first minute to the last non stop laughs together with excellent vocal performances.
John, 09 Mar 2025
Bonkers - funny - extremely enjoyable
Loved the show. Great atmosphere (including the theatre). Felt part of the performance. Stellar cast - music and singing was excellent.
Marji, 23 Feb 2025
Fun show with adult humour
Absolutely amazing. All cast brilliant. Highly entertaining. Laton Williams what an incredibly talent you are.
Jeff, 23 Feb 2025
Must see !
Great music , amazing singers , costumes and set ! It’s up there with very best musicals I have ever seen.
Antony, 22 Feb 2025
Titanique
Fantastic fun. A must watch.
Lynne, 20 Feb 2025
Best vocals in west end musical
Didn’t know what to expect but was brilliant. All voices were absolutely amazing and Celine Dion voice was on another level. Real good fun and left me smiling. Very funny but a bit too rude for kids, teenagers etc
Lisa, 15 Feb 2025
Couldn't stop laughing
Everything about the show was amazing. Well written, utterly hilarious and the singing and acting was top notch
Dave, 01 Jan 2025