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A hilarious totally bonkers load of camp old nonsense. A must. One of the funniest things I’ve seen in years and no mater how many times you see it it’s always fresh and amusing. Need to be careful with your seat selection to avoid restricted views in some seats but these are generally indicated and some sites lets you see what you view would be. This show is joy to watch and a total gem.
Stuart, 06 Apr 2026
Ridiculous and hilarious Such a great show. I’ve seen it twice now and would come again. I love that the cast improvise and are so talented. Their voices are fantastic and there is such a buzz. It’s a small theatre and the bar was really busy so I wish we had ordered beforehand.
Jo, 04 Apr 2026
Outstanding & Upbeat! Didn't know anything about the show. The storyline was funny, the singing and acting were outstanding! There were three "understudies" for the Saturday matinee, but hard to believe the "regulars" could be any better!
William, 04 Apr 2026
Tremendous Titanique This brash, irreverent take on the Titanic tragedy is narrated by a larger than life, very credible, Celine Dionne impersonator, committed to her 'perceived' central role to the developing drama. The show is an ensemble piece with strong vocal singing performances from all except the comedic lead whose comedy and comedic timing was his strength. I loved the show but it may not be to everyone's taste due to the high levels of innuendo throughout.
Julie, 30 Mar 2026
Witty show Show is amazing, fun, witty banter, amazing singers and performers. All round upbeat fun show
JANE, 28 Mar 2026
Amazing and very funny Excellent performance. All the performer had amazing voices and perfect comedy timing.
Highlights for me were the hilarious rant by Tom Alan
Vibrator song gave me a real belly laugh
Tina Turner - amazing voice
and not forget the extremely witty references to other shows and alikes. Loved every minute of it.
Michaela, 26 Mar 2026
Singing excellent, humour - both scripted and spontaneous excellent! A team of 10 performers (singers and scripts)...4 musicians (fair enough there's digital/ electronic assisters too) but absolutely full on - the singing was brilliant and the humour too.
Some of the innuendoes I missed (as did quite a few in the audience which was observed and commented on by those on stage!...with humour of course). Good audience interactions from the stage in what is a very people-centric theatre with performers entering and leaving the stage through the audience.
I would recommend the visitor understands the underlying structure of the story and messaging to optimise what they get from the scripting and delivery.
But absolutely excellent - all of them - and highly recommended.
Gerard, 26 Mar 2026
Historical Fun Very clever working of true story. Lots of humour, great music and a very energetic and enthusiastic cast.
Ian, 25 Mar 2026
Fantastique fun. Wasn’t sure what to expect, especially as the short feature on Strictly gave me no idea of what was going on. However I laughed out loud from the minute Celine came on stage.
This was a quick witted, fun filled, belter of a show.
Everyone was having such a fab time on the stage and it gave the performance such great energy.
Obviously Tom Allen was brilliant, his ‘ad-libbing’ was hilarious but Astrid Harris and the Iceburg Queen were absolutely phenomenal.
Thank you all for an excellent afternoon of entertainment.
Andrea, 23 Mar 2026
Hilarious show Absolutely hilarious show - laughed out loud, good for the soul!
Trudi, 20 Mar 2026
Total alternate Titanic show superb in every way-loved it!! Packed theatre full of appreciative like minded people who enjoyed this fantastic show,nothing not to like.costumes singinging lighting everything was brilliant! Maybe not one for granny though?
Lynne, 16 Mar 2026
Super fun show Worth every penny
Oyvind, 14 Mar 2026
Brilliant Show The show was like something else, it was amazing. The cast all had brilliant voices. It was hilarious, Tom Allen played a brilliant role. Celine Dion was great , all her mannerisms were typical Celine and I have seen her live in Vegas. The star of the show was Rose - my word what an exceptional talent, her singing voice was unbelievable and her acting blew my mind.
Susan, 13 Mar 2026
Fabulous singing The singers in this show are amazing. The acting is fabulous and funny. Great night out. My seats where great
Anne, 12 Mar 2026
Soooo funny! The best show I’ve seen for a long time From the start to the end, I was non stop smiling! And laughing…. a lot!!!
My cheeks hurt!
The jokes were all so relevant, the cast were sooo talented!
Will defo come and watch again!
Karla, 11 Mar 2026
A show in the lively tradition of Soho camp hilarity Fun, hilarious with great singing built around an affectionate and affected bawdy story. An amusing homage to the Titanic film story guided by a "left field" tribute to Celine Dione through anthemic songs and pantomime dame characters and fun supporting cast. A show steeped in Soho's anything goes variety - as if Danny La Rue and the Rocky Horror Show cast met on a cruise.
David, 02 Mar 2026
Fun show Fast moving show with great choreography. Cast were great
Jean, 27 Feb 2026
Great show Great show
could do with out the foul mouthed tyrade
It could have been more suble
Andrew, 27 Feb 2026
Great show Highly enjoyable, entertaining and amazing cast
Margaret, 22 Feb 2026
such a great time full of energy and funny, excellent singers and actors, we've had a great time.
Marie, 21 Feb 2026
I was crying with laughter Absolutely fantastic i was not quite sure what to expect but I cried with laughter at several points. Probably tge funniest show I have ever seen. I would recommend it to eveyone.
Philip, 19 Feb 2026
Very Very Adult show. Amazing show. If you’re old enough to have understood the film Titanic then you’ll get all the humour in this.
So many funny parts too mention.
And if you’re just adult, watch Titanic first. Definitely would help.
Hilarious.
Crew have amazing voices
Darryl, 18 Feb 2026
A must see A great show very funny great music a real pick me up if you’re feeling down
David, 18 Feb 2026
Brilliant show! Very Funny
Great singing and dancing
MICHELLE, 17 Feb 2026
Creative Joyous Madness The best of fun. Mad plot, but who cares. No weak link, just a great show. And Astrid Harris? 10/10….
James, 14 Feb 2026
Hilariously funny! The show is absolutely hilarious! Despite it not having the theatrical aspect that other West End shows have, the actors clearly love to perform and their improvisation skills are amazing! The crowd love it and it is generally just a feel good show!
Joseph, 13 Feb 2026
Full of belting performances Absolutely loved it, chuckled throughout and got goose bumps at some of the amazingly strong vocal performances
amanda, 12 Feb 2026
It was amazing..great show and cast. Enjoyed it so much. never thought it would be so funny.Great cast and great voices too.
Hemalatha, 11 Feb 2026
Very funny and creative. Wasn’t sure what to expect but it didn’t disappoint. Great singing, lots of humour and very cheeky. Perfect entertainment on a Sunday evening in London
amanda, 10 Feb 2026
Enjoyable Risqué and some of it was targeted to specific members of the public but I thoroughly enjoyed myself and my wife was very pleased too, a great experience thank you and congratulations to the cast for an excellent delivery
Robert, 09 Feb 2026
So funny! Wasn’t expecting this, such a good surprise, so funny and cast were amazing!! I’ve been to many west end shows and I Definitely recommend
Troy, 03 Feb 2026
Fabulous acting and singing not a dull moment! I would say a must see. I’ve seen a lot of musicals but this was very special . The actors all worked so hard and had such great voices . It’s very funny sometimes a bit near the mark but that’s why there’s a 14 age requirement! We loved it!
Shula, 03 Feb 2026
Musical Ship I liked the Person who was presrnting the most who was Ian & the girl singing & the girl wearing red dress & her fiance. Overall it was a lively show. If I xoyls get a free musical once I would love to come. The reason I camr is to get Gifts & Meet People. So I can go on holiday to Sri lanka for 2 weeks. I would like Shishedo Creams & Cleansers.I would like Chanel Mousse Cleanset Sublimage Cream& Hydra Complete Cream.Vouchers of John Lewis 200 pounds. Stay at Hilton Park lane for two days.
I throughly enjoyed the show. I hope to come to Criteron theatre again.
Asita, 02 Feb 2026
Entertaining A very talented cast all round in terms of singing and acting. “Celine Dion” was exceptional. I found the character of Rose’s mother was rather over the top. I thought the references to Mamma Mia and ABBA Voyage were rather unfair (how many years has Mamma Mia been playing?) and I didn’t like the unkind reference to J K Rowling.
Vivienne, 02 Feb 2026
Must see Hilarious
maxine, 29 Jan 2026
Fabulous darling This show is far better than ever imagined it could be. The cast were fantastic and put their all into the performances. The plot is completely off the wall but it just works. Every person sang their hearts out.
Ian, 28 Jan 2026
Fabulously Funny Such a ‘feel good’ production. Plenty of absolute belly laughs but also the most incredible voices belting out some fabulous tunes! Highly recommended!
Jessica, 25 Jan 2026
Great Show for the Ladies The ladies really enjoyed the humour of this show
Colm, 24 Jan 2026
Good fun! Although not at all what I expected, the show proved to be great fun and certainly not one for the easily offended. There were many genuinely funny moments, supported by very strong musical numbers. Molly (Jenny O’Leary) in particular stole the show from Céline (Astrid Harris), with both performers showcasing excellent voices. Overall, the entire cast delivered a high-quality performance.
Sheriff John, 12 Jan 2026
Very funny take on titanic Not for the easily offended, very unpc but very funny titanic story with lots of twists
Alan, 11 Jan 2026
Excellent show Funny and fantastic Music - no intermisson - songs to short! Funny story
Friedemann, 11 Jan 2026
Exceptionally brilliant show - hilarious Wasn't sure what to expect but exceeded all expectations. Haven't laughed so much for a long time. Loved every second of pure brilliance. The talent on the stage was wonderful.
Elaine, 08 Jan 2026
Fantastique Great show and very funny. Not for young children
Sarah, 08 Jan 2026
Not suitable for families with under 18s Hilarious...great cast all talented individuals...
DAVID, 23 Dec 2025
A great prologue of the Tinanic mivie but on the funnier side... Great performance and some characters to audience immersive interaction on the front row (stalls). Great mix-up of songs from 'Celion Dion' and other famous hits. Also some adult tongue and cheek jokes which created a humourous show. Definetly recommeded!
Yvonne, 23 Dec 2025
Excellent show Laughed & laughed from start to finish Excellent TALENTED cast wonderful voices each & everyone A joyous night out Do not miss ‘this hilarious show
Carl, 18 Dec 2025
A lot of nonsense with very good acting and singing If you like a bit of laughter then go!!
Hetty, 29 Nov 2025
Interesting In this modern world should we joke about anyone, the cast seemed to be rude to people and groups
Chris, 17 Nov 2025
Very funny well acted Great all round very funny great musical
Margaret, 17 Nov 2025
Wonderfully Inappropriate I've been looking forward to seeing this for so long. It didn't disappoint, I love a line that shocks the audience as well as outstanding performances by all. Absolutely brilliant!
Gemma, 27 Oct 2025
A funny show with lots of laughs. Different references to funny stories and one lines from shows. Great acting and lots of tongue in cheek references.
Kara, 26 Oct 2025
Not at all what I expected.. but hilarious and entertaining You need to be open minded and be prepared for the unexpected.. very funny indeed
Edith, 18 Oct 2025
Quite crude Wasn't what I expected.Thought it would be funnier but found it quite crude.Also found Celione quite screechy and bright white lights blazing into your eyes.overall singing,dancing,music good
janice, 12 Oct 2025
Fabuloooos Soo funny, fantastic acting and singing. Looved the alternative comedy take on Titanic. One of the best shows seen in recent years, definitely recommend.
Lorena, 09 Oct 2025
Wonderful, hilarious show Great voices, fantastic acting. Unexpected content of the show. In this busy life we need shows like this to relax and laugh.
The show is not suitable for young children.
Hristina, 28 Sep 2025
It was a pleasant surprise! We both enjoyed it very different from other musicals funny sassy and great fun
Sally, 23 Sep 2025
Not what I expected The constant innuendos and jokes became very tiresome quickly
Geri, 22 Sep 2025
A witty and original tribute to an event, a film and a Diva I enormously enjoyed this, it benefited from not having an interval. as the dynamic storytelling was not broken...and there's not really a natural break in the story...only if the ship
CD performer ( sorry not noted names) was superb. Both a super imitation of CD but also a fine unique performance. Rapport and badinage with audience excellent but not too much. All other performers were excellent and very committed if occasionally a little too emphatic.
The idea behind the show was wittily thought out and the use of absurd props added to the enjoyment. My only, slight, negative criticism is that while it was packed with many super filthy jokes, occasionally this got excessive.
Simon, 19 Sep 2025
Very entertaining and amusing interpretation of the Titanic story. For anyone who knows the Titanic story and enjoys both Celine Dion and camp humour this is a must see. Great fun and both entertaining and talented actors.
Brian, 12 Sep 2025
Mile spędzony czas! Za każdym razem kiedy odwiedzam Londyn staram się także zobaczyć jakieś przedstawienie na West Endzie. Staram się wybierać przedstawienie, które już oglądałam w Polsce, aby móc porównać widowisko i coś z niego wynieść.Tym razem wybór padł na Tytanika (u nas nie było adaptacji) i mimo mojej niezbyt dobrej znajomości angielskiego bawiłam się dobrze.
Na pochwałę zasługują świetne głosy obsady (całej!). Mnie zauroczyły dwie postaci. Swoim tembrem zauroczyły mnie Richard Carson. Natomiast Tosh Wanogho-Maud jako Iceberg długo zapadnie w moją pamięć.!!!
DOROTA, 24 Aug 2025
Fantastic Show! Go and experience such a fantastic show. Great casting of the characters, the acting/music along with a very funny script make for a wonderful theatre evening.
John, 15 Aug 2025
Laughed like I haven’t laughed in ages So so funny and entertaining from beginning to end
joanne, 24 Jul 2025
Good and fun Was a good show enjoyed not the best tho
James, 09 Jun 2025
The voice Although I knew a little about this musical I did not expect it to be so hilarious which I must admit was a delicious surprise. All the singers have incredible vocals talent !
Christophe, 18 May 2025
Silly, fun and Out There! Great voices, Lauren Drew(Celine Dion) amazing. A laugh from start to finish! Not for the family!
nikki, 12 May 2025
Disappointed Overall very disjointed where the singers we good the overall plot was underwhelming
John, 12 May 2025
Loud and colourful - felt like a pantomime The show was very colourful and the music loud. Some very good singers in cast. It felt like the cast were making up some of the scripts as though they forgotten their lines. A lot of references to being gay and a bit smutty in places, but the enthusiasm of the cast carried me along. It was nice not to have an interval so that I didn't have to sit in the uncomfortable seat for so long
Margaret, 28 Apr 2025
Wow… fabulous show! The show is amazing. All cast are super talented.
Sarah, 27 Apr 2025
An exhausting extravaganza of a show. Pure joy Second time round for us. This is the only show we’ve seen where we came out the first time and immediately booked tickets to see it again. It’s an exhilarating journey through song and comedy . Cannot rate this highly enough.
Daniel, 26 Apr 2025
Very entertaining This show was very funny. It’s also quite rude with a lot of swearing and adult jokes. It’s a low budget production that relies on the story, acting, singing and humour rather than special effects or set changes.
Lastly at 100 mins it’s short, with no interval. So make sure you’ve got what you need and been to the toilet before sitting down. The theatre is very compact so it would be quite annoying to other if you got up halfway through.
Darren, 14 Apr 2025
So so funny but a little rude! Lol Great seat, thought pity bout tall guy in front of me.
Great show, so funny, all great singers and performers. Will see again.
Didn't expect it to be so rude though! Lol.
Joanne, 13 Apr 2025
Excellent performances .very funny . Loved it. Excellent performers. Such strong singers. Very funny.The roar of applause was massive at the end of the show. Audience loved it.
Stuart, 13 Apr 2025
Took a lot time Wasn’t absolutely sure what was going on for the first 20 minutes. A few to many “in jokes” for us. Really warmed to it as it went on. Yes… would recommend, even if we never got a few of the laughable moments. Glad we waited as it really was an enjoyable experience. Vocals were superb. Wouldn’t be surprised if it ran and ran.
John, 19 Mar 2025
Superb Show We thoroughly enjoyed the show. The acting and the singing were first class. We laugh all the way through the performance. It really gives the feel good factor.
Stuart, 16 Mar 2025
Funny Nice show, song are nice.
A lot of jokes, but the place is very simple.
It is more theatre that musical comedy, i have seen better shows î london.
Damien, 10 Mar 2025
Magique Fabulous performance by an extremely funny and very talented cast , from the first minute to the last non stop laughs together with excellent vocal performances.
John, 09 Mar 2025
Bonkers - funny - extremely enjoyable Loved the show. Great atmosphere (including the theatre). Felt part of the performance. Stellar cast - music and singing was excellent.
Marji, 23 Feb 2025
Fun show with adult humour Absolutely amazing. All cast brilliant. Highly entertaining. Laton Williams what an incredibly talent you are.
Jeff, 23 Feb 2025
Must see ! Great music , amazing singers , costumes and set !
It’s up there with very best musicals I have ever seen.
Antony, 22 Feb 2025
Titanique Fantastic fun. A must watch.
Lynne, 20 Feb 2025
Best vocals in west end musical Didn’t know what to expect but was brilliant.
All voices were absolutely amazing and Celine Dion voice was on another level.
Real good fun and left me smiling.
Very funny but a bit too rude for kids, teenagers etc
Lisa, 15 Feb 2025
Couldn't stop laughing Everything about the show was amazing. Well written, utterly hilarious and the singing and acting was top notch
Dave, 01 Jan 2025
